Ben Elton Quotes

The worst thing about being a great power is when you're not one any more. It takes centuries to get...

I see dull people as projects ... to be reformed

Artists don't create society, they reflect it

People in that crowd want to make poverty history, but NOT if they have to pay for it themselves

The internet was supposed to liberate knowledge, but in fact it buried it, first under a vast sewer ...

Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.

You didn't wake up, your dreams just changed gear.

To positively discriminate in favour of groups that have been negatively discriminated against in th...

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towar...

They were the Saturday Club, a secret society of which only the four of them were aware and which no...

With privilege comes responsibility, you must understand that. People expect us to lead by example a...

Any closer would unravel her mystery, the very thing which made her so truly beautiful...It was her ...